So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I hope mine doesn't look like that
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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