shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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