when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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