Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
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