I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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