I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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