Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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