The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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