There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
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