38 yer olds are good kisserssss
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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