It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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