i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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