We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
