so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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