That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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