My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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