So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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