So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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