By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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