Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
