her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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