Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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