i was born a porn star she said
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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