So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
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