I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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