So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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