Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Randomize
