i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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