Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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