Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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