I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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