I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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