what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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