That's intense
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
It's just like the Real World with babies
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Randomize
