sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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