sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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