Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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