is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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