Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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