Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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