I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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