we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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