therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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