Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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