oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
