doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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