; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I can't trust your balls anymore.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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