Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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