Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
He better not be in your backpack
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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