I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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