Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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