6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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