You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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