Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Randomize
