the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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