And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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