All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I have post one night stand depression
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