Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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