She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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