Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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