Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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