one word: firstdatebathroomanal
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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